$TESLOON
Level minus two · stall 04 · every night

Tesloon

He is the car. The car is late. Every night he folds himself back into the sedan, charges to eighty, and unfolds again before the delivery window he keeps missing. Nobody has seen him drive.

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Charging session · stall 04 · level minus two
VehicleTesloon
Ticker$TESLOON
NetworkRobinhood Chain · Pons
Contractsoon
State of charge0%

Charges to eighty, never to a hundred

Range anxiety is for people who go places. He stands at the stall in the suit he was delivered in, holding the cable like a receipt, waiting for a number that stops at eighty every single time.

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Same suit · same head · never driving
Tesloon Robinhood Chain · Pons Not financial advice, he cannot park